Finals are tomorrow..
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
When your test is not multiple choice:
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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moves-like1d: theshadowwalkingnobody: natsu-salamander-dragneel: I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol. wtf did I just do? Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
nonlinear-nonsubjective: That moment you realize that The Princess And The Frog takes place during the Jazz Age… so Tiana’s finally going to get her business… and then lose it in the Great Depression.
ineffable-hufflepuff: Ok, guys, a thought. You know Ray, the hillbilly firefly in Princess and the Frog? The one who’s in love with a fucking star? And when he dies, he like, BECOMES a star? Do you know what that implies? If Fireflies become stars when they die… Guys… Evangaline isn’t really just a star. She was a firefly. And she died. And Ray still loved her even though she...